Bug Years
Joanie (top) and Howard (bottom) had heard that dog years are shorter than human years, it took 7 (some say 7 1/2) dog years to make one human year. How many bug years would it take to make a human year, they wondered . . .
Speed Dating
To Kevin (the little guy on top), the speed dating concept had merit; he could meet a lot of cool chicks and have a good excuse–after all, it was speed dating–to move on if he met a girl he didn’t get on with. The problems started when only Susan, his current girlfriend, showed up for the event, and nothing about Susan came anywhere near speed . . . . David, Sf.G