A selection of Bugs
Not “Yellow”
Lefty hadn’t meant to shoot him–he snapped after being called “Yellow” one too many times–he had repeatedly told everyone at the bar he was “Sulphur . . .”
Social Butterfly
When accused of being a “Social Butterfly,” Gina said “No, I’m no socialist, I’m a Libertarian . . .”
Networking
When Joey asked his girlfriend, “What are you doing?” her answer was simple–“Networking, dear . . .”
Bad Reception
Gabriella was worried her antennas weren’t working right–she could only get NPR and an oldies station–no Rush Limbaugh or Hannity. A vast Left Wing conspiracy . . .?
Class Action
All of the worker bees were female, but unable to produce anything but honey for that fat queen and the skinny little males. Ellen wondered if she could initiate a class action suit . . .
Predatory Lending Practices
Jimmy was the guy to see if you hadn’t caught enough bugs to feed your family–his price was steep–you had to return four bugs for three loaned, and fast, too, to avoid further penalties. And yes, he was pretty aggressive about collecting, but he thought the federal charges recently filed for predatory lending practices were over the top. A guy has to make a living, right?