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Once again, the Line Police were circling Walmart and and Kroger's, using their high tech infrared equipment to spot those sneaking 17 items in a 15 item line or those who didn't use the lanes marked out at the bank , , ,
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The girls were worried--they'd sent Bob & Jimmy out for BBQ, and they'd been gone quite a while. They couldn't figure out where they went . . .
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Julio was hoping he would be classified as a DACA candidate if he was stopped in his Uber car. After all, he had been imported as an egg and hatched in a Detroit pet store--Wait, maybe he was an anchor baby . . .?
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AirBnB listed the Arizona stone house rental as an ideal place to practice nuclear war survival or perhaps a zombie apocalypse hideout. No cable or swimming pool was included . . .
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Theresa had been warned; the signage was clear: 15 items or less. She had 19 in her cart, and now the black Line Police helicopter was circling . . .
Goose Decoys
Kenneth’s theory was that size isn’t important and that close is good enough; after all, how smart can a goose be with a brain the size of a pea? Sadly, substituting his neighbor’s lawn flamings for decoys just didn’t seem to be working as he had hoped . . .