A selection of Various Birds
You Can’t Teach Cool
Vinnie (center) had been trying to whip his “posse” into shape and make them the epitome of cool; anyone can land on a horizontal branch and look good, but vertical landings were way cool. It seemed, though, you couldn’t teach cool. . . . . David, Sf.G.
The Jimmy Choos?
Carmen was in a quandary; she really needed new shoes and had saved the money to get them. Then, this gorgeous hunk of a guy started working in the same department; should she take the money and go to Payless and get ten pairs of cheap shoes or show a little class and blow it all on a pair of Jimmy Choos and hope for the best?. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Time-Space Continuum Problems
As Rudolph dove to get the fish that had appeared on the surface, he saw that something was very wrong; he had watched enough Star Wars, Star Trek, Battle Star Galactica, and Dr Who to recognize a rift in the Time-Space continuum. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Empty Nest Syndrome
Clyde and Jo Ella had heard their friends talk about the kids growing up and leaving, and then having “empty nest syndrome” set in. After just a moment’s thought, they agreed that empty nest syndrome may not be that bad. . . . . David, Sf.G.
No Bathtubs
While watching an episode of “Swamp People,” Junie and Joe had seen an advert for Cialis, and, being of a certain age, Junie suggested they give it a try. The only problem they could see was the bathtubs; how did that work? . . . . David, Sf.G.
Three Stooges
When Harry, Curly, and Joe heard there was going to be a new Three Stooges movie made, they immediately went to Hollywood to try our for the lead roles. They were sad when they heard that one of the Stooges had to be short with almost no hair; one Stooge tall, big, and stupid, and the third chunky with a soup-bowl haircut and a nasty temper–and no, the make-up department couldn’t fix that . . . . David, Sf.G.