A selection of Various Birds
Skimming
Giselle and Chuck had both gone to work for Wal-Mart at the same time and quickly were promoted to cashier and head cashier. However, both soon came under suspicion of skimming from the cash flow. Their lawyer suggested that that a huge settlement could be had–just because they were skimmers genealogically didn’t mean they were skimmers financially . . .
Doesn’t Fit In
Peter (far right) has tried everything to fit in; he roots for the right team, wears the right clothes, drinks the right beer, but never seems to be a real part of the group . . .
A Little Bright
Fred (his friends called him Reddy Freddy) was tired of his friends, and especially their wives, inviting him over for dinner or beer and to watch a game with the real intent of trying to hook him up with one of the wives’ friends that hadn’t yet found a mate. He tried the “sneak out the back, Jack” routine but was a little too bright for that to go unnoticed . . .
Does This Make My Butt Look Fat?
Robert (right) knew he had to tread carefully when Sally (left), his new wife, asked him if being ready to lay eggs made her butt look fat . . .
Cheerleading Camp
The girls were so excited to be at a real professional cheerleading camp; it had cost their parents a bundle. They seemed to take to the regimen fairly well, but getting everybody to synchronize all of their moves had proved to be more difficult than they had imagined . . .
Texican Eagle
Gustav learned in school that the Caracara is often called a Mexican eagle. While proud of his Mexican heritage, he was equally proud of his Texan heritage. Would it take word from the Smithsonian or an act of Congress to make it a Texican Eagle?