A selection of Various Birds
Frog Legs
Since the oil spill, the seafood on the Gulf Coast had been getting scarce, but the frog leg supply seemed to be holding up . . .
Little People
All of Roberta’s friends from acting school told her being a “little person” had its advantages–what if they did a remake of The Wizard of Oz? There would be a real need for Munchkins . . .
Not a Chicken Hawk
Denny (a Kestrel) thought the Nature Channel documentary on Raptors would let people know that there were more hawks than Red Tailed Hawks and Chicken Hawks . . .
Caught Skimming
Gwendolyn (pictured) had recently gotten a degree in accounting from the University of Phoenix (Online) in retail management and accounting and had gotten a nice job with Wal-Mart overseeing several stores in Texas, but she had to undergo a job and performance review when one of her “associates” accused her of skimming . . .
Assistant Secretary Appointment
In spite of his girlfriend not wanting to move to DC, Tom hoped he would get the Assistant Secretary of Wading Bird Affairs spot. Surely, if needed, there would be other long legged birds in Washington . . .
Leaning Right
Now that the election brouhaha was over, the majority of voters claimed they had been leaning right all along, but a few were still not ready to commit . . .