A selection of Various Birds
Windy
Mating season was short, thought Brandi, and you had to look your best to find the right guy. That wind just wasn’t helping . . .
Watch Where You Step
Eugene quickly learned that when using public rest rooms, you must be very careful where you step . . .
Fraught With Peril
Guilford and Kiki agreed Jazzercise was good for you, but doing it in the feeder seemed fraught with peril; poor traction, and the sparrows, not house trained, had been there first . . .
Lady GaGa Look
Jennie knew mating season was just around the corner, and she hadn’t had a date in quite a while. She hoped maybe the Lady Gaga look would do the trick . . .
Spare Hawk
Kenneth, a Kestrel or “Sparrow Hawk,” heard some guy from Arkansas who didn’t enunciate clearly call him a “Spare Hawk.” Spare? How could there be too many. . .?
Gullible
It was a straight party line vote, a clear win for the new administration. The minority opposition party accused them of being “Gullible.”