A selection of Various Birds
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With only mullet and croakers in sight and no Pizza on the horizon, Howie was thinking that once again there was something fishy going on with the caterers . . .
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Barbara Anne, just fresh from the salon, wondered if she was getting an invite to A-Rod and J-Lo's wedding--After all, she was also pretty exotic. Maybe too exotic . . .?
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Elton (pictured) had finally done it. Ever since he'd watched that program on BBC about the history of combat aircraft and heard that one of the best was known as "the Harrier," he was miffed; how dare they take his family name and use it without a license or permit? The attorney would be filing in Federal Court Thursday, and the British Embassy should be served by Friday . . .
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Jim Bob (pictured) knew that he/they was one of the few, even in the deep south, that could show good cause why he/they should have two first names. With their unique outlook on life, he/they felt out of place no matter where he/they went. The big question came up at a family dinner when an aunt said he/they should say amen twice after grace was said. An uncle pointed out that they should be in politics, where it's vitally important to be always able to watch your back . . .
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Constance wondered, with all of the upset with the "Royals" in the news lately, if there might be an opening for a (potentially) fiercely loyal Anglophile here in "the Colonies"--especially one known for being able to keep an eye on things . . .
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With world conditions so unsettled, many folks didn't know how to securely invest their money: some leaning towards the stock markets, others towards real estate . . .
