After the party Friday night, and the resulting housekeeping disaster the next morning with his room mates, Rodney (left, tall and pink) was beginning to believe that his decision to move to an off campus apartment was perhaps poorly thought out . . .
Elvis (yes, it’s his actual name; his mother had been a big fan) liked to get away from the usual Jailhouse Rock, Heartbreak Hotel, and Hound Dog imitations and considered his specialties to be Fun in Acapulco and Viva Las Vegas. His reaching out for an Elvis-like version of Yellow Submarine hadn’t been as well received . . .
Giselle and Chuck had both gone to work for Wal-Mart at the same time and quickly were promoted to cashier and head cashier. However, both soon came under suspicion of skimming from the cash flow. Their lawyer suggested that that a huge settlement could be had–just because they were skimmers genealogically didn’t mean they were skimmers financially . . .
Peter (far right) has tried everything to fit in; he roots for the right team, wears the right clothes, drinks the right beer, but never seems to be a real part of the group . . .
Robert (right) knew he had to tread carefully when Sally (left), his new wife, asked him if being ready to lay eggs made her butt look fat . . .
Lyndon Johnson’s wife, Lady Bird, had enjoyed huge success when she planted wild flowers along along many of the Texas highways, creating a stunning sight every spring. Her attempt to reforest lower Manhattan along the Hudson River hadn’t enjoyed the same success. . .
