Stinking Paparazzi
Ranjit, often starring as the “Bad Guy” in Bollywood movies, hated it when the stinking paparazzi showed up before he had a chance to do his hair or brush his teeth . . .
Ranjit, often starring as the “Bad Guy” in Bollywood movies, hated it when the stinking paparazzi showed up before he had a chance to do his hair or brush his teeth . . .
When his dad asked JR if he had plowed the watermelon field, JR said, “Sort Of . . .”
Clarence felt disenfranchised–In his State of The Union address, the President didn’t mention anything about bovine rights reform, and the opposition did nothing to call him on it . . .
Lynnette (pictured) had every intention of waiting for her boyfriend Bob to get there for lunch. Suddenly, her fast metabolism, the overpowering smell of the flower, and perhaps, just the slightest desire to get ahead proved once again that lunch waits for no man . . .
Linda Lou (pictured) had always had a lot of presence; when she entered a room, everyone took notice. She wondered sometimes, though, if she didn’t overdo it just a little. Still, it did beat being a wallflower . . .
Boudreaux (pictured) just couldn’t find that soul mate he had been looking for all these years; maybe everyone was right, and he had to lose the black, Goth look. That’s what both his psychiatrist and his mother told him. He liked to think of himself as an individualist, but he felt like he was swimming upstream–maybe something in green and a Mohawk.