Surf Montana
Herbie’s plan to create the “Surf Montana” franchise wasn’t working out very well. He blamed it on Montana’s two season weather–Winter and July.
I Fought the Law (And the Law Won . . .)
Justin soon learned that you can’t fight the law of gravity . . .
Water Boarding (California Style)
When Jimmi was asked what he thought of the reports of water boarding by the CIA he said,”Like man, I like asked Betti, like my girlfriend? And like she goes ‘Like, whoa, dude, how could like use your board (long or short) without like you know, water, dude.'”
” Like I mean she’s like right, you know, these things don’t work all that well on dry land, so well yeah, water is like cool, and so are boards, so like they go together . . .”
I Wish They All . . .
The usual beach crowd didn’t mind when kids from Indiana or Nebraska came to try their hand at surfing; the regulars would gladly share the beach. They were, however, more than a little tired of hearing the newbies’ bad imitations of Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys singing “I wish they all could be California gulls”. . . . . David, Sf.G.