National Chupacabra Day
To kick off her National Chupacabra Awareness Day on social media, The Princess Buttercup (a standard poodle) got her special Chupacabra haircut . . .
Snake Handling
Buttercup had read some rural Appalachian churches practiced snake handling and was curious, but decided it wasn’t for her . . .
Her Royal Fuzziness
Buttercup, after watching a BBC documentary on “the Royals,” decided she needed to enhance her title to be like them, so now she’s known as “Her Royal Fuzziness, the Princess Buttercup.”
Unfulfilled Expectations
When The Princess Buttercup (AKA Polly Wolly Poodle All The Day) had agreed to let the stylist make her look “just like one of the Kardashians,” her hopes had been high. After “do” reflections, her hope gave way to doubt about the stylists claims . . .while lovely, it just wasn’t “Kardashian.”
Vampire Movies
It seems that “You are what you eat” could have an extension–“You are what you watch”–as well. After watching just one vampire movie on TV, The Princess Buttercup (brown, top) couldn’t get the concept out of her mind . . .
N.B. No real animals were harmed or killed during the production of this AGR.
Chewbacca’s Sister
The Princess Buttercup, also know as Polly Wolly Poodle All The Day, had endured substantial abuse–including being called Fuzz Face–for what was perceived as poor grooming until she came home from the Star Wars convention with the coveted Chewbacca’s Sister award and trophy as well as a boxed set of all of the first edition Star Wars DVD’s autographed by Chewy himself . . .