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The girls were worried--they'd sent Bob & Jimmy out for BBQ, and they'd been gone quite a while. They couldn't figure out where they went . . .
Flat Earth Society
A Fox News item said the Flat Earth Society planned a rocket launch to prove the NASA pics of a round earth were Photoshopped. Some things were hard to explain . . .
Unidentified
The conspiracy crowd said it was a UFO, and others said a secret NASA project gone bad; the Government wasn’t saying anything. One of the local conservative talk show hosts claimed it was Hillary after testifying about the lost e-mail server, Benghazi, and the questionable foreign funding for the Clinton foundation . . .
Where Al Gore Came From
The old timers living around Mount Rainier swear that Al Gore was not born in Tennessee as claimed, but was delivered by aliens from another galaxy one bright cloudless night. The story has it that the alien spacecraft, after Al’s delivery, ended up in Area 51, and neither NASA nor Al are disputing the claim. . . . . David, Sf.G.