Ear Job
Kammi had always wanted to be a Jackrabbit, but she didn’t have the ears. When she heard that humans got “nose jobs” and other “jobs” to enhance certain body parts, she wondered if she should live the dream and get an “Ear Job . . .”
Unintended Consequence
True, the collagen treatment had given Linda Lou big bee-stung looking lips, but she also had begun to notice some other less desirable effects the clinic had not mentioned before the treatments begun . . .
Face Lift, Sort Of . . .
With doctors able to transplant corneas, hearts, and other major organs, and do cosmetic and facial reconstructive surgery, Eloise was very unhappy to learn the docs couldn’t do a cat face transplant so she could be the next new super hero film star . . .
Forever Young
Wayne had thought it terribly unfair that only big time personalities like Cher and Michael Jackson could afford the cost of extensive cosmetic surgery and Botox to keep looking young. Then he found a Botox at Home kit on line that he could administer himself. He did end up with much smoother skin, but wondered if perhaps he had injected just a bit more than was actually needed . . . . . David, Sf.G.