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After watching a few episodes of the made-for-TV "Viking" series, Purrrrrfect's wife wanted to braid his whiskers. Purrrrrfect wasn't so sure . . .
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Unlike most cats, Precious didn't like ladders; she got to the third step and stood her ground. "Not gonna do 'er," was all she would say when encouraged to go higher . . .
Not Sinatra or Judy Collins
Purrrfect was tired of having to explain, no, she was not Frank Sinatra or Judy Collins in spite of those arresting blue eyes. She couldn’t sing a lick; in fact, her yeowling sounded like a child being punished. Hers was not a career in music . . .
The Cat
The dog had a name and got to come in and be with people. The cat wasn’t called by any name, she was just the “cat.” She didn’t get to come in either–some nonsense about “allergies.” Her lawyer suggested suing the dog for alienation of affection.
Do It Right the First Time
When Purrrfect heard the Crystal Gayle song, “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue,” she wondered, “Why not just do it right the first time, like I did . . .”
The Catbird Seat
Lucy had heard people speak about sitting in “The catbird seat;” they made it sound intriguing, something to be longed for, but she had to wonder, what is a Catbird seat . . .?