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  • When Tommie John called the police station to ask if they knew about the fierce lightning storm on the other side of town, they said, "No need to worry; it's just the politicians debating  over at the fairgrounds . . . "

Debates

By |July 23rd, 2019|Categories: Landscapes, Politics, sunsets & rainbows|Tags: |Comments Off on Debates

Hard Rock Cafe

By |July 2nd, 2019|Categories: Landscapes, Montana|Tags: |Comments Off on Hard Rock Cafe
  • When  Jaime bought his camping equipment. the guys at the outdoor recreation store told Jaime, "Stay hydrated when you're camping or hiking."  He didn't think that was going to be a problem . . .

Stay Hydrated

By |June 12th, 2019|Categories: Landscapes, Montana, Sports|Tags: , |Comments Off on Stay Hydrated
  • When Higgins was asked by tourists whether he favored impeaching the president or not, his stand was consistent, "I'm neutral.  BTW, is that a troll over on the next hill . . . ?"     

Neutral

By |June 7th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Landscapes, Montana, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Neutral
  • When a visiting group of Silicon Valley moguls and mavens asked if they could buy the middle fork of the Flathead River so they could irrigate their golf courses, Montanans were amazingly unified in their "Not no, but heck no . . .!"

Buy the River

By |June 7th, 2019|Categories: Economy, Energy, Landscapes, Montana|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Buy the River
  • As Benny and Gregg looked behind them and noticed the squirrels and rabbits eating the bread crumbs they had left as markers to get them back to the picnic, they began to have doubts about their logic . . .

Lost

By |March 27th, 2019|Categories: Landscapes|Tags: , |Comments Off on Lost