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It had been billed as a free tour of a Belize Mayan ruin, Altun Ha, but quickly disintegrated into a pitch for a "time share of historical signicance," although camping or overnight stays were not permitted . . .
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While thinking her husband's description of their newly-acquired log cabin as needing "A little paint, a few nails" was quite optimistic, Chloe was really concerned about the bathing facilities come the Montana winter . . .
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Seeing the Bolivar lighthouse for the first time, Jimmy looked at the puny little light and wondered how did you call the EverReady bunny, and did they have lighthouse batteries. He also wondered if bringing in a pink fuzzy rabbit would be introducing a non-native invasive species . . .
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AirBnB listed the Arizona stone house rental as an ideal place to practice nuclear war survival or perhaps a zombie apocalypse hideout. No cable or swimming pool was included . . .
The Best Defense
Not wanting to participate in Halloween activities, but not wanting any potential “Tricks,” Benny found the best defense to be a good offense . . .
Not the Alamo
Bobby Jim, a Texas country boy suddenly rich from oil on his ranch, had investment advisers showing him everything–including the Taj–but he had his heart set on the Alamo . . .