Kissing Shark

As a child, Manny had heard the fairy tales about the girl kissing a frog and the frog turning into a handsome, wealthy prince. Then there was this Jimmy guy on Saturday morning fishing shows that kissed all the bass he caught before releasing them or putting them in the cooler.  Manny couldn’t recall any legends that involved kissing sharks, but he hoped two things; that the shark was really dead, and that his wife never found out . . . .  David, Sf.G.