Gluten Allergy
Lauren (pictured, third row, 4th from left) had just gotten some really bad news from her allergist; she had an allergy to gluten, and the doctor didn’t think that she’d outgrow it.
Once A Pun A Time
Chester, the local straw boss who thought that Damian was stalking his sister, challenged him with, “Wheat are you doing?”
Damian’s reply, “Barley making it,” gave Chester no comfort, as he thought, “There isn’t a grain of truth in anything that guy says. I hope he gets combined with the rest and sent to the mill, ground to flour, and made into Twinkies or Little Debbie Snack cakes”. . . . . David, Sf.G.