puns

Read, Not Red

Read’s parents–librarians–had not really thought through naming him “Read,” as in “he read the book,” not “Red,” the color.  Those that got it couldn’t help saying in greeting “Well, Read . . .”  The rest called him Reed when they saw his name tag at work.  Then there was the old guy always sitting on the bench at the bus stop who handed out John Birch pamphlets and told him it was a shame that the McCarthy hearings had come to an end with Reds like him around . . .

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Once A Pun A Time

Chester, the local straw boss who thought that Damian was stalking his sister, challenged him with, “Wheat are you doing?”
Damian’s reply, “Barley making it,” gave Chester no comfort, as he thought, “There isn’t a grain of truth in anything that guy says. I hope he gets combined with the rest and sent to the mill, ground to flour, and made into Twinkies or Little Debbie Snack cakes”. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

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