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Barney--yeah, his corny parents had named him that instead of Rodney or Gilbert--wanted to open an all-you-can-eat rodent restaurant, but he was having trouble getting funding. Friends thought maybe using "Barney's" as the name might be the problem, associating the venture with an ineffectual, small town comedy policeman instead of a gourmet rodent spread . . .
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Quincy had heard some of the newly elected legislators saying the government should provide free food for all. But was that just Ramen noodles (hard to cook on the wing or in the barn rafters) or real rodents? And, more important, were they fresh . . . ?
Free Food
By David Mortenson|February 19th, 2019|Categories: Birds, Politics|Tags: Barn Owl, Ramen noodles, Tyto alba|Comments Off on Free Food