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Cross Pollination

Kiki and her twin sister Cookie were good girls from a good family, but it was spring time, and the pollen was in the air . . .  They had listed their Facebook status as single but looking, but already that bad boy across the field, the one with the crooked petals, was claiming on his recent Facebook status update, and on Twitter, that he had cross pollinated with both of the sisters one breezy day. How were they going to put that lying piece of slander to rest and keep their good name? . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |June 17th, 2013|Categories: Flowers|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Cross Pollination

Pre-Unfriended

 

Jill (left, 2nd from bottom) was growing quite alarmed; after twittering and posting on her FaceBook account that she thought Justin Bieber was a stupid little twit for getting two tattoos and then bragging about it, she suddenly started getting E-mails saying “Fool, Justin is cool,” and from complete strangers, notices saying she had been pre-unfriended. . . . . David, Sf.G.

By |June 6th, 2012|Categories: Flowers|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Pre-Unfriended