Kenny’s idea of using hummingbirds for traffic info for TV stations seemed good to all concerned until he arrived at the station and found the traffic camera weighed about 100 times what he did. He was concerned it might prove difficult to launch, much less actually fly, with it for the rush hour duration . . .
Eugene’s mom was a good provider, out getting rodents and reptiles all day to feed the family. This left Eugene with a lot of time on his hands to watch daytime TV–Dr. Oz, Ellen, Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, Days of Our Lives–and while he knew it wasn’t real life, the commercials made Honey Nut Cheerios and Progresso soups seem pretty good; how could he get Mom to try some of that for a change? . . . . . David, Sf.G.
