Free Camo Spanx
Dierdre had gotten an auto generated e-mail from Target offering a free pair of the new camo Spanx with the purchase of two regular pairs. She thought the camo pair might come in handy during hunting season, and the hot pink or lime green could lead hunters to believe that she was really Nicki Minaj out for a walk in the heavily armed, hunter-infested woods and be hesitant to possibly shoot an international pop star . . .