Local Talent
Twyla Sue had been glad to be chosen for a part in the school talent show, but why couldn’t she have sung “Do The Locomotion” instead of an aria from “Madame Butterfly” . . .?
Social Butterfly
Angry, Eldridge’s girlfriend tweeted #social_butterfly and it went viral, over 1,000,000 re-tweets the first day. Good way to meet chicks . . .