Praying
The Johnson twins (pink) had eaten all the pizza, drunk all his beer, and now were checking the cupboards for potato chips–it never ended. Kevin (white) was praying they would leave before they found his bottle of 15 year old Scotch . . .
Unintended Consequence
True, the collagen treatment had given Linda Lou big bee-stung looking lips, but she also had begun to notice some other less desirable effects the clinic had not mentioned before the treatments begun . . .
Make It Bigger, Mama
Katrina, worried that her spoonbill was not as big as her friends’, pleaded “Make it bigger, Mama . . .
Deodorant
Gwen wished she had remembered deodorant after showering and before opting for an afternoon nap . . .
Big Lips
Gisela didn’t have a good first day in school–All the other kids had long, pointy beaks, but being a spoonbill, pointy wasn’t an option. It didn’t look like braces would help either . . .
