Mouthpiece
Pasquale was vocal about his political views, and he resented being called the party’s mouthpiece, just parroting the party line . . .
J.J. Watt Goes Into a Bar
J. J. Watt (giant blond Texans star) goes into a bar with a big parrot on his shoulder. “Where did you get him?” asks the bartender.
“Wisconsin,” said the parrot . . .