Hard Case
Always in trouble, always skirting–and sometimes breaking–the law, everyone said Cletus was a real hard case . . .
Yes and No
Gordy’s wife told him, yes, he was taking the “Hard Body” look too seriously, and no, his family wasn’t from the “Liverpool Beatles . . .!
Stinking Paparazzi
In spite of getting hammered with “Fake News” on a daily basis, the president was determined not to lose dignity by referring to them as “The Stinking Paparazzi . . .”
Job Satisfaction
Gustav rather liked his job as bouncer for the Trump campaign; he didn’t have to say anything or do much–just his presence seemed enough . . .
DWTS
Genevieve got the notice that she had been chosen to be a contestant for Dancing With The Stars, but she was concerned. Not everybody could dance with someone with a bullet-proof carapace; could they get Darth Vader for her partner?
Transformers
Huey had come to Los Angeles to try for a part in one of the Transformer movie series, or maybe a spin-off of one of the Godzilla flicks, and had counted on perhaps being a parking valet to pay the bills while waiting for his big break. For some reason, the rich guys and the cool chicks didn’t seem to want him driving their cars, even just to the parking lot. They kept muttering something about Betelgeuse on the seats and steering wheel . . .