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Government Plot

The Government said the crop duster was just spraying for mosquitoes, but Lenny (always alert for Government plots) was pretty sure that in the next election, the spray would make everyone vote Democratic, or for Oprah or Ellen, and sneak in laws to take away their guns and Harleys . . .

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Window to the Soul

Carmen had heard that looking into the eye was like looking into the window of your soul, though she thought it looked a lot like looking at the brushy pin oak trees at the zoo, and wondered where her sense of the romantic had gotten to.  Maybe too much Oprah or Ellen. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |September 10th, 2012|Categories: Exotic Animals|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Window to the Soul
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