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Queen of Weird

Madonna knew it would be a painful and expensive trip to the tattoo shop, but there were standards that had to be maintained.  First Lady Gaga, then Nicki Minaj, and now that little Disney twit Miley Cyrus, all trying to upstage the queen of weird.  Time to step up the game and see who was a poser, and who was really weird. . . . . . David, Sf.G.

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Window to the Soul

Carmen had heard that looking into the eye was like looking into the window of your soul, though she thought it looked a lot like looking at the brushy pin oak trees at the zoo, and wondered where her sense of the romantic had gotten to.  Maybe too much Oprah or Ellen. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |September 10th, 2012|Categories: Exotic Animals|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Window to the Soul
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