Janine was beginning to think her mother either had early onset Alzheimer’s or was just plain wacko.  Her mother claimed, and swore it was true (you know the major papers don’t lie), that tabloids claimed Condoleeza Rice was converting to Islam along with President Obama, and after the conversions, she was becoming his second wife and working for ACORN doing community organizing.  As soon as the FBI released the paparazzis’  camera memory cards, there would be photographic proof–provided the photos didn’t implicate Michael Jackson or Elvis. . . . .  David, Sf.G.