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Brian--a Kestrel, thank you very much--was a little miffed when he was called a sparrow hawk. He never ate sparrows and didn't know anyone who did. They didn't look like they would taste good at all . . .
Watch Where You Step
Eugene quickly learned that when using public rest rooms, you must be very careful where you step . . .
Spare Hawk
Kenneth, a Kestrel or “Sparrow Hawk,” heard some guy from Arkansas who didn’t enunciate clearly call him a “Spare Hawk.” Spare? How could there be too many. . .?
Not a Chicken Hawk
Denny (a Kestrel) thought the Nature Channel documentary on Raptors would let people know that there were more hawks than Red Tailed Hawks and Chicken Hawks . . .
Personal Hygiene
Eddy liked the light pole for scouting meals, but wished others would be a little more considerate in personal hygiene. Looking too close could spoil one’s appetite . . .