Jersey Shores Roller Derby
Consuelo had to smile when she thought about her new job on a cable tv reality show, “Jersey Shores Roller Derby”. The pilot show was going to have Snookie, Paris Hilton, and the Jersey Shores Girls pitted against the Kardashians and their Hollywood Crowd. Little did the Kardashians know: Consuelo was the Jersey Shores’ secret weapon to be brought in as a replacement when needed. Consuelo was pretty sure she would be the only one with Alligator skin skates. . . . . David, Sf.G.