Goosed
When the lightning struck and the lights were out for a minute, everyone heard a loud, surprised “HONK”, and then what sounded like a subtle but satisfied cackle. When the lights came back on, Hilda, fifth from the left, front row, claimed someone goosed her, but the cackling had stopped and no one came forward claiming to be the “Gooser” . . . . David, Sf.G.