Guy (he insisted it be pronounced “gee”) was losing a constant battle, but he was  trying to keep in shape.  His girlfriend had suggested a gym membership; he didn’t want to look cheap and tell her he couldn’t afford it.  He was pretty sure that if he ran three miles a day, did 50 pull ups, 100 push ups, and a few crunches, he’d be ok. . . . . David, Sf.G.