Motherhood
Cyndy was glad motherhood only lasted a couple of months each year. This time, the fight was Quentin yelling, “It’s not fair, Mom! Louie took my tadpole…!”
Early Bird
All his life (15 minutes and counting since hatching), Jimmy had heard that “The early bird gets the worm.” He only had two questions: 1. How could he have gotten here any earlier, and 2. what are worms . . . ?