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Robin (his folks had a bizarre sense of humor) had gotten a little thick in the middle and decided to try the radical new  diet he had seen on Dr. Oz–the snow diet.  The snow diet was just snow and had no calories, no fats, no protein, no carbs, no artificial color, artificial flavor, or scent, and no gluten.  He lost weight fast but had to be reminded that the directions said that after the first week, you may feel a little light headed or dizzy so not to fly or operate heavy equipment. . . .  David, Sf.G.