Speckled Kingsnake

Lyndon, not having a lot of hair to worry about, seldom looked in a mirror, but  one day he did and, to his horror, saw all those yellow spots, and immediately thought he must have measles.  His lack of a good classical education and the subsequent knowledge gap made him worry so he went to the emergency room only to be told, “Don’t worry, be happy!” by the Jamaican doctor.  . . . .  David, Sf.G.