Young Thomas was grateful beyond description that his father had made significant sacrifices to provide him with his own “wheels”. He elected not to post a picture on his Facebook page until he had a little time and saved some money for a few custom features. He was especially concerned about the upholstery, the lack of cup holders, and no side impact airbags. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Andy, who worked for a large multinational food processing giant, had been sent to India to see why the Company’s frozen food products, especially the frozen veggies, hadn’t produced the sales they had anticipated. Andy was beginning to think he might have a clue or two for the marketing gurus . . . . . David, Sf.G.
Like the Internet, Al Gore designed and invented the “Eye of London” and convinced the Londoners that soon Global Warming would make the River Thames rise, and the Eye could be used as a giant water wheel to generate electric power. In the meantime, the ride on the “Eye” was cheap (it was electric powered), but like Al’s Global Warming theories, didn’t seem to be going anywhere . . . . . David, Sf.G.
When Gerry finally got to the party, he was late, but he could clearly see that he must have not entered the correct address in his GPS . . . . David, Sf.G.
Knowing that timing is everything in public events, the officials were sure that with a naked guy, a Roman Centurion, a sheep, and a shark watching the clock, everything should go off as planned. However, when Nikki Minaj walked by in one of her outfits that make Lady Gaga look tame, all bets were off. . . . . David, Sf.G.
In spite of his mother’s constantly telling him that this sort of thing was better done in private, Geza took the low class, but utilitarian, approach to some basic human needs . . . . . David, Sf.G.