Missed Anniversary
Too late, Jose realized he had once again missed his wedding anniversary, but he thought Belinda, his wife, was taking it a little more seriously than he had anticipated . . .
Busy, All Tied Up
When Penelope was asked to go clubbing with the girls, she had to tell them, “Sorry, busy, all tied up . . .”
Storage Issues
Kendra liked the orderly, symmetrical layout of her new home but was concerned about storage space and where to put the oriental carpet . . .
Networking
When Joey asked his girlfriend, “What are you doing?” her answer was simple–“Networking, dear . . .”
Black Widows’ Lives Matter
Cathy, using her iPhone, had tried to get a little relief for black widows with a “black widows’ lives matter” movement, but didn’t seem to be getting much traction . . .
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Bob’s book on advanced knot tying said, “Without proper training, don’t try this at home,” but what could possibly go wrong . . .?