Full Body Scan
Calvin had gotten used to the indignity of it–air travel required the full body scan. He just hoped no one hacked the TSA data base and posted pictures on the Internet . . .
Questionable Bargain
The hotel rate for downtown NY NY seemed like a real bargain, but closer inspection of the hot tub raised some questions . . .
Razor Burn
It didn’t seem to matter which shaving gel or creme he tried or which razor, Herman suffered with razor burn. He hoped his fiancee appreciated his sacrifice . . .
Under Attack
Oscar, just confirmed as secretary of Reptile Affairs, was under attack, accused of sharing long-term hibernation technology and revealing cold-blooded warfare strategies . . .
Just Trying to Help
When Aunt Hilda said the dentist told her she needed false teeth, Dorothy had a money saving idea. It was not well received . . .
Soap and Water
Siegfried’s (right) girl dumped him, citing personal hygiene (or lack of it) as the reason. Just swimming isn’t enough, she said, a little soap and scrubbing were needed . . .