John Boy, an ultra conservative (and a bit of a gun collector) wanted a real hide-away home with his back protected and a good view for early warning of any trespassers. He was pretty sure the only ones that would find him here were one of his soon-to-be ex-wife’s process servers or Jehovah’s Witnesses . . .
Petey was unhappy; his plan for riches hadn’t materialized. He had called his lawyers to get them to file an animal exploitation lawsuit on behalf of his family against the St. Louis baseball team and tried to get it ruled a class action suit against all teams using animal names like Timberwolves, Wolverines, the Grizzlies, the Orioles, the Sea Hawks and the Devil Rays. Right Away, the Catholic Church wanted in–the Padres, the Saints, and the Angels. When it was suggested that the teams use numbers, somebody asked what about offending Numerologists and mathematicians. Just too many slices in that pie . . .
