Mean Girls
Eliza hoped going to a private girls school would end the teasing she had suffered in public school, only to discover the girls there were just trust fund “Mean Girls,” and they still called her “Volcano Head . . .”
Morning Coffee
Kandee (pictured) always looked cheerful first thing in the morning, but her family and friends knew better; bothering her before her first cup of coffee could prove to be dangerous. . .
Royal Wedding
With news of the upcoming wedding of Prince Harry to Meghan, everybody wanted to supply the flowers–Ruby claimed that her trained hornet would keep the reception buzzing . . .
RINO
Her supposed friends called Lillian a RINO tree, like the so-called Republican-in-name-only politicians, because she only showed her reddish flowers a few weeks of the year . . .
Don’t Worry, Be Happy!
Jessica (pictured, in blue)–her friends called her Yessica–was quick to say “yes” when asked most anything; that “Don’t worry, be happy” song kept recycling in her brain even though sometimes the yeses hadn’t resulted in all that much happiness
A Little Prickly
April’s friends said that she could be a little prickly until you got to know her, then she was a beauty . . .