Sore Throat
Suzie’s guess was right; the doctor checked her throat, and yes, she had caught a bug–maybe more than one . . .
Flower Power
Bernie Sanders seemed to be drawing large crowds, even larger than Hillary, but someone in the media pointed out they all seemed to be products of the 60’s–Flower Power ex-hippies. The big question was, would they–through their medical marijuana haze–remember to vote, or even that there was an election, not an anti-Vietnam war rally?
Save the Ta Ta’s
To show their support for breast cancer awareness, the girls all wore pink when in public and got “Save The Ta Ta’s” bumper stickers for their cars. They also made their husbands get pink Ducks Unlimited bumper stickers for their trucks . . .
New Job
In her new job (fresh out of school with an art degree) as color adviser, Julie was free to try all of the products at the department store cosmetics section, though she wondered if sometimes she went a little overboard . . .
Pink is the New Green
Lola found out the hard way that blooming too early or too late was punishable with jail time in a number of countries, including hers. Always one to make lemonade out of lemons, she quickly, before incarceration, sold a reality cable show on the concept and a pilot of “Pink Is The New Green” . . .
Pink Concert
Wilma thought she must have read the twitter post wrong; it was supposed to be a “Pink” concert. While the venue was certainly pink, the only concert was from her iPod . . .