A selection of Bugs
Black Friday
Eunice had gotten up extra early to get in line at the flower store for the Black Friday sales on pollen; she was quite surprised to find not everyone was open.. . . . David, Sf.G.
Self Improvement
Judy knew she wasn’t drop dead model gorgeous–in fact, cute would be a stretch–but she tried to do the best she could with what she had. She was convinced that those elegant Jimmy Choo shoes she had seen at the Galleria would help, but could she afford three pairs? . . . . David, Sf.G.
Not a Bed of Roses
When Huey heard about the magnificent flowers at the botanical garden, he was on his way. What he discovered was that it wasn’t exactly a bed of roses, but then, hey, sometimes you have to compromise and make do. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Try Ruling the World Sometime
Getting to the top and keeping power was tough work, and Gerhardt was tired of the whiners and snivelers always complaining. His standard response to his underlings’ difficulties was, “Try ruling the world sometime”. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Tattoo Removal Difficulties
Clarissa had gone to the best dermatologist in town to see about getting the unsightly red hour glass spot removed. She wasn’t sure how it got there; her friend Lois suggested maybe that spring break party in Mexico when everyone had had a little too much tequila and had gotten tattoos . . . . David, Sf.G.
Fast Food Problems
Lulu’s friends kept telling her, “Just listen to Dr Oz; all that sugar isn’t good for you. Try adding a little protein, maybe eat some mosquitoes or something.” Mosquito sandwiches? Deep fried mosquitoes? Mosquito pizza? Lulu just couldn’t think of a way they sounded very good, maybe Anthony Bourdain on the Travel Channel would have some ideas. . . . . David, Sf.G.