A selection of Bugs
Anti-Lock Brakes
When Henry bought the new rig, he thought that the salesman was just padding the price when he encouraged Henry to go for the anti-lock brake option, but when Henry, who had been texting his girlfriend while driving, suddenly saw he was about to crash, he began to think maybe ABS wasn’t such a bad idea after all.
Person of Color
Clarissa, often accused of being too literal, took issue when she was not included as a “Person of color” by the Government or the media . . .
Chain Gang
Jimbo wished he’d listened to his girl and not robbed the liquor store. Now he’d ended up on the chain gang singing, “I fought the law and the law won . . .”
DWTS
Genevieve got the notice that she had been chosen to be a contestant for Dancing With The Stars, but she was concerned. Not everybody could dance with someone with a bullet-proof carapace; could they get Darth Vader for her partner?
Back Trouble
Charlie knew he shouldn’t have moved that refrigerator without help–even with the dolly. He hoped his chiropractor could straighten him out.
Sore Throat
Suzie’s guess was right; the doctor checked her throat, and yes, she had caught a bug–maybe more than one . . .