A selection of Various Birds
Back to Work
Timing couldn’t have been better; Bobby (pictured) had just gotten his degree from the University of Phoenix (On Line). He had returned to school after his layoff two years ago, and had gotten a degree in environmental science. Now here he was, down on the beach, looking for tar balls–but hey, it was a job.
“What, Me Worry . . .?”
When leaving the first night of the presidential debates, Alfred was asked if he was worried about the presidential election. His reply: “What, me worry . . .?”
Past Crimes
Larry’s sister, studying eastern religion, told him the reason he could eat nothing but raw fish was that he was really the third incarnation of a crooked Indian politician
Mine’s Bigger
As happens when guys get together and the bragging starts, one of them is going to claim “Mine’s bigger . . .”
Got the Job
Kendrick was sure he would get the crossing guard job–the school didn’t even have to furnish him an orange vest . . .
The Catbird Seat
Lucy had heard people speak about sitting in “The catbird seat;” they made it sound intriguing, something to be longed for, but she had to wonder, what is a Catbird seat . . .?