zebras

Visas? Visas? We Don’t Need no Stinking Visas . . .!

By |January 28th, 2019|Categories: Exotic Animals, Old Movies|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Visas? Visas? We Don’t Need no Stinking Visas . . .!

Black or White

Wednesday after the midterms, everyone seemed to see the issues as black or white . . . or wait, was that white and black . . . ?

By |November 15th, 2018|Categories: Exotic Animals, Politics|Tags: , |Comments Off on Black or White

Hypnosis

Scientist were stunned to learn that the Zebras’ stripes not only¬†provided camouflage, but also hypnotized large carnivores, making them think the zebras were larger than they appeared and didn’t taste good . . .

By |December 22nd, 2017|Categories: Exotic Animals|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Hypnosis

Identity Crisis

The authorities were having a tough time getting a good eyewitness description of the suspect–some said he was white with black stripes, others black with white stripes . . .

By |December 4th, 2017|Categories: Exotic Animals|Tags: , |Comments Off on Identity Crisis

Dolly Parton Jokes

Teenager Zoe was not comforted by Mom’s assurances that jokes about being a Z-bra–Dolly Parton’s size–would end when the guys came looking for a prom date . . .

By |October 19th, 2017|Categories: Exotic Animals, Pop culture|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Dolly Parton Jokes

Racing Stripes

When the team from Kenya arrived for the Kentucky Derby, the locals snorted in derision until the Africans explained those were British racing stripes . . .

By |May 18th, 2017|Categories: Exotic Animals, Sports|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Racing Stripes