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When Albert (upper left, brown and white) told Kenny (middle right, black and white) ICE would be deporting them for not having visas, Kenny replied "Visas? Visas? We don't need no stinking visas . . .!
Black or White
Wednesday after the midterms, everyone seemed to see the issues as black or white . . . or wait, was that white and black . . . ?
Hypnosis
Scientist were stunned to learn that the Zebras’ stripes not only provided camouflage, but also hypnotized large carnivores, making them think the zebras were larger than they appeared and didn’t taste good . . .
Identity Crisis
The authorities were having a tough time getting a good eyewitness description of the suspect–some said he was white with black stripes, others black with white stripes . . .
Dolly Parton Jokes
Teenager Zoe was not comforted by Mom’s assurances that jokes about being a Z-bra–Dolly Parton’s size–would end when the guys came looking for a prom date . . .
Racing Stripes
When the team from Kenya arrived for the Kentucky Derby, the locals snorted in derision until the Africans explained those were British racing stripes . . .