Used Parts
Curiosity about North Korean Rockets breaking up on re-entry led intelligence agencies to discover the North Korean’s cash shortage had prompted them to re-cycle some parts . . .
Tremor
When experts saw a 5.7 Richter scale reading from North Korea, they suspected another underground nuclear test; turns out that fat Kim Jong Un just fell in the shower . . .
Not a Korean Nuke
The County Sheriff’s office had been flooded with 911 calls concerned that the North Koreans had launched a nuke, but no, it was just just another Texas Gulf Coast sunset . . .
Every Picture
When the North Koreans heard that every picture tells a story, a new industry was born: Long-range lip reading to get all the stories into the data base. Who knows . . . ?
Calm Before the Storm
Almost every night, Bob Jim and Suzie came down to the dock on the bayou to watch the sunset and enjoy the calm before the storm which was the ten o’clock news. The two needed a little calm before hearing about tornadoes, fires, Benghazi, the IRS scandal, reporters’ phones tapped, North Korea firing missiles, arsenic found in chickens and who knew what else? . . . . . David, Sf.G.
Cosmic Powers
Kim Jong-Un, the supreme leader of North Korea, claimed that, at his father’s death, he had been granted new Celestial Powers; he could shrink or enlarge the moon and did so every night, so that the Western Running Dog Capitalist Lackies and the world would understand his power. Jim Howie, from Amarillo, was pretty sure that he couldn’t really do that, but the moon did seem to get smaller as the night wore on. . . . . David, Sf.G.