Slurpee Blues
Eloise was a little on edge; she was addicted to Blue Ice Slurpees, but every time she went to the bathroom or the copiers, her workmates would hide her Slurpee. They didn’t steal it or contaminate it, they just hid it. Eloise didn’t always find them and had nightmares about hundreds of unfinished Slurpees with dead cockroaches floating in them, and her manager finding them and blaming her. Would they have to call in Hazmat?